"SLAB"™ — ORIGINAL BEEF · COMING LATE 2026
THE ORIGINAL — IN PRODUCTION JOIN LIST
100% GRASS-FED · GRASS-FINISHED ORIGINAL BEEF · EST. MMXXVI MADE BY HAND

"SLAB"™

A SLAB ISA SLAB. ¹
A beef product. One hundred percent grass-fed and grass-finished. Salted, cured, and made right. Only real ingredients — no sugar, no fillers, no artificial flavors. Just taste. ¹ See manifesto.
U.S.
INSPECTED
& PASSED
100% Grass-Fed · Grass-Finished
SLAB™
BEEF STICKS
48gProtein
270Calories
0gSugar
3Ingredients
Per Bag
Original
Beef, Sea Salt, Red Wine Vinegar.
Mini Sticks · Travel Pouch
NET WT 3 OZ (85 G)
THE ORIGINAL · GRASS-FED BEEF

A beef
product. ™

One hundred percent grass-fed, grass-finished beef. Three ingredients — beef, sea salt, red wine vinegar. Forty-eight grams of protein, two hundred seventy calories, zero sugar per three-ounce pouch. No curing agents. No preservatives. No artificial flavors. Just taste.

  • SOURCE100% GRASS-FED · GRASS-FINISHED
  • INGREDIENTSBEEF · RED WINE VINEGAR · SEA SALT
  • PER BAG48G PROTEIN · 270 CAL · 0G SUGAR
  • FREE FROMSUGAR · PRESERVATIVES · FILLERS
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PRODUCT IN FINAL DEVELOPMENT · LAUNCHING LATE 2026
FIG. 02 — MANIFESTO
GRASS-FED BEEF

A SLAB ISA SLAB

THIS IS MEAT.
IT WAS AN ANIMAL.
WE SALTED IT.
WE LEFT THE REST OUT.

FIG. 03 — ORIGIN Joseph Miuccio — pilot, founder
JOSEPH MIUCCIO PILOT · FOUNDER
Founder · Origin Note

Founded
by a pilot.

Thousands of flight hours.

No meat stick worth eating between them.

So he made one.

JOSEPH MIUCCIO PILOT · FOUNDER

The drops.

THE ORIGINAL + MYSTERY FLAVORS TO COME
"SLAB"™ / 01 · THE ORIGINALIN PRODUCTION
01
ORIGINAL BEEF
THE CORE FLAVOR — LATE 2026
PROTEIN16G
CALORIES90
SUGAR0G
DATE TBA
"SLAB"™ / 02FUTURE DROP
02
TO BE REVEALED
MYSTERY FLAVOR — DROPS SOON
Something with bite.
RELEASETBA
SOURCEGRASS-FED
TBA
"SLAB"™ / 03FUTURE DROP
03
TO BE REVEALED
MYSTERY FLAVOR — DROPS SOON
Something with heat.
RELEASETBA
SOURCEGRASS-FED
TBA
FIG. 04 — THE LIST
FIRST ACCESS TO EVERY DROP